Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Alien Abductions: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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