Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
Dragon Eggs Found: 4995 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Farms Harvested: 277

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Servers