Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Buildings Constructed: 29
Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Star Shards Collected: 206 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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