Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
Meteorites Collected: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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