so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Falling into the Void: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Love Letters Sent: 17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY