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Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mines Excavated:	1085
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Crops Grown:	5477	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2600	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Potions Brewed:	45
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Royal Kingdoms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Kingdoms, royal

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	New Chunks Explored:	21978
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Items Found:	1880
Towns Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why? Because my wives are there, man. And let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. Like, they build these insane structures and slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.

Pixelated Chicken Madness

Artificial Intelligence, Authenticity, chicken, Communication, Deception, female, gender, Hiding, Identity, madness, pixelated, privacy, real voice, rrats, secrecy, Silence, speculation, Technology, text to speech, transparency, vocalization, VOICE, zen

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got Zen, who may or may not be a girl, using some wack text to speech instead of her real voice. And don’t even get me started on those Rrats, they need to be silenced ASAP. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and mysteries to uncover. Who knows what secrets Zen is hiding, but one thing’s for sure – this server is lit! Join now and let’s get this party started!

UselessFactsMCSMP

factoid, fun fact, insignificant fact, Interesting fact, irrelevant fact, nugget of useless information, obscure fact, pointless information, random knowledge, tidbit of knowledge, Trivia, trivial fact, unimportant fact, useless data, useless fact, useless factoid, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbit, useless trivia, UselessFactsMCSMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.

Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati

RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server

all-time favorite, binge-worthy, classic, comfort, comfort food, comfort show, Cozy, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, guilty pleasure, long tail tag, million times, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, RewatchCraft, rewatched, Server, stress relief, TV series, Ultimate

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.

So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ores Mined:	5074
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Potions Brewed:	189
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	151	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mines Excavated:	1398
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Votes:	9640	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	288
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, behavior management, Brat, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, emotional regulation, Empathy, Enchanted, family dynamics, little sister, parenting, patience, Positive reinforcement, problem solving, Realm, role modeling, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisters, support system, Understanding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Towns Built:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	143
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

Players:	94/100	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4