Funland | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9944	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Buildings Constructed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Items Found:	7447
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	7654	Meteorites Collected:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mines Excavated:	3073	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6816	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	181	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2363	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ores Mined:	5932	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	390	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7189
Mines Excavated:	1950	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ores Mined:	3011	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	64	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	8127	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2020	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

Players:	94/700	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	8887	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18