BlockyThreatsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Moid’s Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, Affection, affectionate gestures, Boyfriend, brushing hair, Caring, desire, dream, FANTASY, Future, Girlfriend, Haven, Hope, Intimacy, longing, love, Moids, neck kisses, partner, relationships, romance, sweet girl, tenderness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll find a moid who will brush your hair and give you gentle neck kisses! I know, sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s all true! And not only that, this moid will also call you his sweet girl. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

BachBashCraft

additional expenses, BachBashCraft, bachelorette party, canceled massage, cancellation fee, classy celebration, defending expenses, extra bottle of alcohol, group agreement, group event, group expenses, group funds, group members, group payments, hotel accommodations, hotel room, new puppy, original plan, personal touches, refund, yacht dinner cruise

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a bachelorette party on a yacht? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like planning a bachelorette party for your best friend. We promise outrageous stories, insane events, and enough drama to keep you on the edge of your seat.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs a refund for a canceled massage when you can have a $3 refund drama instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare for a wild adventure that you’ll never forget. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (unless it’s a $3 refund dispute, of course).

BingeCartoonKid Minecraft SMP

90s cartoons, animated characters, animated classics, animated series, binge watching, binge watching cartoons, binge-worthy, binge-worthy cartoons, BingeCartoonKid, cartoon, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite shows, kids entertainment, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, tv shows

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	64	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Emeralds Found:	9821	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

OMG, like totally join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle, how cool is that?! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come join us and relive your childhood cartoon binge-watching days, but in Minecraft form! It’s gonna be epic, bro!

CraftyCare: US Edition

CraftyCare, Edition, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare benefits, healthcare costs, healthcare debate, healthcare insurance, healthcare opinions, healthcare outcomes, healthcare policy, healthcare politics, healthcare quality, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system comparison, private healthcare, public healthcare, universal healthcare, US healthcare system

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Animals Bred:	61	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

CuttingEdgeCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, Cut, CuttingEdgeCraft, Damage, Deliberate, DiSRuPtiON, fibre optic cable, Incident, internet, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, N.L., n.s., Repair, repair crew, sabotage, second time, Server, Subsea, Technology, Vandalism

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so, liek, imagine this: u join a minecraft server where the only way to connect is thru a subsea fibre optic cable. but get this, sum crazy person keeps cutting the cable, so u gotta be quick to join before it gets cut again. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and creepers. join now before the cable gets cut for the 3rd time and u miss out on all the fun and chaos. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

VanceCraft Abortion Riot

abortion, activism, arrest, civil rights, controversy, debate, freedom of speech, Healthcare, JD Vance, legal issues, linked, Misinformation, Political, protest, public discourse, reproductive rights, Riot, scotland, social media, VanceCraft, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and stuff. you gotta join cuz we got a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and endermen that you can feed and pet (at your own risk, of course).

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a bacon paradise. you can join their ranks and help them in their quest for world domination. or you can join the resistance and fight against the pig uprising with your trusty diamond sword.

oh, and did we mention that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest and most skilled players can find? it’s guarded by a giant spider queen who shoots lasers out of her eyes. but don’t worry, she’s actually really friendly once you get to know her.

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyRetract HQ

Academia, ACADEMIC, Analysis, BlockyRetract, citations, data, Ethics, hotspots, institutions, Integrity, journal, misconduct, Nature, Plagiarism, publication, Publishing, research, Retraction, scholarly, Scientific, study

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	220
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

lol join this server if u wanna experience the craziest minecraft adventures eva! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that dance disco! our server is like a magical wonderland where u never know what’s gonna happen next.

rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. and if u can defeat the ender dragon blindfolded, u’ll be crowned king or queen of the server for eternity.

we’ve also got a retraction hotspot where u can watch as institutions disappear before ur very eyes. it’s like a magic trick, but with more explosions and lava. so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Modern Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, Challenges, classic, commissary, Community, Cosmetics, costumes, Discord, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, Guards, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Showcase, Storage, warzone, Website

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Server Overview:

Server Information:
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Bedrock version.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Can players grow drugs and farm gems on the server?	Yes, players can grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage in their cells.
Do NPCs help players progress faster?	Yes, NPCs offer quests to help players progress faster on the server.

Royal Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, american people, Best President Ever, Checks, Crafters, cryptocurrency, dividends, Doge, Economy, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, finance, innovation, Investment, MONEY, Musk, News, president, royal, Technology, Unilad Tech, US, wealth distribution

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Items Found:	4870
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

OMG, have you heard about this server that’s run by the best president ever? He’s gonna give us Doge dividends from the money he saves the US! Like, what even is reality anymore? Join this server for a wild ride of Doge checks and Musk madness. It’s like living in a meme, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on this chaotic fun, come join us now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child friendly, children, family, first dance, injury, kids meals, late night, Liability, Memories, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, open bar, party scene, Pick up, reception, Server, sister, special day, Trust, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	5826
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual wedding experience where kids are not allowed to crash the party and steal the spotlight.

Our open bar is always stocked with virtual drinks for you to enjoy while you dance the night away without any interruptions from pesky children. We guarantee no kids meals will be served, so you can focus on having a good time without worrying about picky eaters ruining the vibe.

Don’t let your sister dictate your special day – join our server and create the wedding of your dreams without any family drama. Plus, there’s no risk of liability for child injuries or interruptions during your first dance. Trust us, it’s a party scene you won’t want to miss!

BrotherlyBoundaries

BrotherlyBoundaries, buying a second apartment, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, financial problems, financial support, in-law relationships, marital disagreements, personal boundaries, privacy boundaries, resentment towards in-laws, sharing personal information, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, wedding expenses

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4411	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	184	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind! We promise no in-laws will be invited to your virtual world unless you want them to be. Plus, we offer exclusive discounts on virtual apartments for all players who have dealt with nosy family members. So come join us and build your dream blocky home without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced. Let’s block out the drama and craft some fun together!

KindCraft SMP: Tiny Acts of Kindness

Acts, appreciation, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Good deed, Grateful, Heartwarming, Human Connection, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, memorable moment, positive impact, Random act of kindness, small gesture, smp, spreading joy, sweet gesture, thoughtful, Tiny, touching gesture, uplifting experience, warm fuzzies

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mines Excavated:	2183

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. It’s like a mix of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings but in Minecraft form. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can make you fly with just a flick of his wand. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other. One time, we turned someone’s house into a giant cake and they had to eat their way out. It was hilarious! So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6261	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Animals Bred:	83
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	5

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Farms Harvested:	522
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Players:	103/800	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2