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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 2721 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Mines Excavated: 2050
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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