LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Runes Activated: 7 Falling into the Void: 2
Void Armor Forged: 28 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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