SyriaCraft: RIP IRGC Adviser

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Iran’s IRGC Adviser is actually a Minecraft player who got taken out by an Israeli airstrike in Syria. Crazy, right? Well, on this server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, insane storylines, and a community like no other. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Israeli airstrikes! Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get hit by an airstrike, that is)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FriendCraft SMP: Adulting Edition

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps trying to find a friend who won’t ghost you after one hangout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to make lifelong friends in your 20s/30s!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and bonding over building pixelated houses together. Who needs awkward small talk at a bar when you can bond over fighting off creepers and mining for diamonds?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their enchanted gear in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face them in battle and earn their respect?

So come join us and experience the joy of friendship in the most unexpected of places – a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter. Who knew that punching trees could lead to such amazing friendships?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	175
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyMinerz: Not Just Digging Holes!

Assumptions, career, Challenges, common misconception, CraftyMinerz, Digging, Experience, Expertise, false beliefs, Holes, Industry, job field, knowledge, misconceptions, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, PROFESSIONAL, responsibilities, Roles, Skills, Stereotypes, work

People think running a Minecraft server is just about creating a virtual world and letting people play in it, but let me tell you, it’s a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Our server is like a never-ending party where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us if you want to experience the madness and mayhem of Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how long it takes for players to turn into real-life blocky characters. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Potions Brewed:	54
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pluto SMP: Where even the aliens play! Whitelist and custom items galore in version 1.21

1 player sleep, aliens, auto farm, balance, Bounties, Community, Custom, Damage Boosters, Discord, Economy, Extra heart, Fractals, Galore, Items, Jobs, Land claiming, members, ONLINE, Play, PLUTO, Poisoned Weapons, Possibilities, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, Vein Miner, Version, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Java + Bedrock 1.21
Features	Economy with Bounties, Balance, Shops, Jobs, and Land Claiming Fractals for custom player-created items Plugins such as Vein Miner, Skills, 1 player sleep, Quests, and Auto-Farm Active community with 5-10 players online daily Discord with 150+ members

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is a Fractal?	A Fractal is a custom player-created item that offers bonuses like Damage Boosters, Extra Heart, and Poisoned Weapons.
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/WWADhmP7

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Buildings Constructed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Barking Dog Minecraft Server

anxiety, attention seeking, Bark, barking, Behavior, Boredom, canine, Communication, discipline, dog, excessive barking, Minecraft, noisy dog, Nuisance, obedience, pet care, pet ownership, problem solving, Server, SOLUTIONS, Territorial, thirdie dog, Training, vocalization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

Communication, console, console repair, console warranty, consoles, contact information, customer service, device protection, electronics, extended warranty, follow-up, Gaming, Minecraft, Outreach, reach out, repair services, smp, technical support, video games, warranty coverage, warranty expiration, warranty renewal, warranty services

Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Farms Harvested:	397	Dragon Eggs Found:	1174
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, joint interception, kyiv, military cooperation, missile defense, missile threat, MissileMayhemCraft, nato alliance, NATO chief, Peacekeeping, Russian missiles, Rutte, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Zelensky

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/reviewtrilantis/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

Java IP: mcverse.city

Website: www.mcverse.city

Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
How big is the world?	We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
Can I claim land?	Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

#youtube, Bilingual, channel, Channels.., Communication, culture, EN to JP, English, foreign language, japanese, JP to EN, language enthusiasts, language exchange, language immersion, language learning, language resources, language study, linguistics, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, Subtitles, Surfer, translation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Items Found:	6423

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.