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LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	5815

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

UglyCraft

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If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	280
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	5087
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4731	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	862
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Items Found:	4247
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	4956	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4856	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Emeralds Found:	1511	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5572
Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4