Swift Network – Where you can steal hearts while surviving! No actual bloodshed involved. 😁

Game Mode	Description
Lifesteal Network	All about survival with a twist – steal hearts from opponents but risk getting banned for 24 hours if you lose all hearts!
Survival Mode	Gather resources, build shelters, team up with players, and explore the world to survive and thrive.

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2856	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3049	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Farms Harvested:	767
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Votes:	2842
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Votes:	8061
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	16

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Crops Grown:	4935
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	181653	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2016
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

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