SweetieCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Farms Harvested:	526
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5200	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	225504	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crops Grown:	3572	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	New Chunks Explored:	869295
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Buildings Constructed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

Bitches, Community, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, handheld, Minecraft, PlayStation, portable gaming, psp, PSPless, Server, Sony, Technology, tfw, V, video game console, video games

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Crops Grown:	1473	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

Alluring, attractive, Babes, blocks, Bootylicious, CONFIDENT, Dominant, fashion, fetish, footwear, heavy boots, heels, hot, Irresistible, Kinky, leather, licking, Powerful, seductive, Sexy, STRONG, stylish, Women

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

1. women, 10. discrimination, 11. challenges, 12. opportunities, 13. perspectives, 14. roles, 15. Beliefs, 16. norms, 17. questions, 18. misconceptions, 19. truth, 2. gender, 20. myths., 3. equality, 4. stereotypes, 5. feminism, 6. society, 7. culture, 8. expectations, 9. empowerment, LolCraft, Women

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	649	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Villages Defended:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	4