Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Meteorites Collected: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3801
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3846 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Crops Grown: 5140 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyBargains

    CraftyBargains
    A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4865

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

    ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mines Excavated: 1776
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Towns Built: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4841

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

    AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption
    join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 125 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Monarch Migration Madness

    Monarch Migration Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

    our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

    if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

    so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Tempest Realm

    Tempest Realm

    —–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

    Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

    We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

    Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CometSMP

    CometSMP

    CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3895 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5647 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

    Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!
    Here is the information presented in a nicely formatted HTML table:

    Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
    Proximity Voice Chat
    No Age Restriction
    Community-Focused Gameplay

    Rules & Requirements

    1. Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
    2. Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
    3. No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
    4. Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

    Interested in Joining?

    If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

    And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

    1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

    2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

    3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

    4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

    5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Potions Brewed: 163 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Cute Chick Minecraft Server

    Cute Chick Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

    Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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