Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Animals Bred: 198 Zombie Dances: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Farms Harvested: 785 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Farms Harvested: 978 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Enchantments Applied: 272
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 290 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Magic Items Found: 3689

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Gods Slained: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyBargains

    CraftyBargains
    A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

    ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

    AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption
    join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Monarch Migration Madness

    Monarch Migration Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

    our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

    if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

    so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8670 Magic Items Found: 5281
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Tempest Realm

    Tempest Realm

    —–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

    Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

    We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

    Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Animals Bred: 99
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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