come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 29
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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