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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Towns Built: 9
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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