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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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