come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ores Mined: 1312
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
Enchantments Applied: 89 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Runes Activated: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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