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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Animals Bred: 128
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Crops Grown: 8207
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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