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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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