come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Love Letters Sent: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Dimension Hops: 11 Astral Projections Made: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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