come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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