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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6731 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!