Sue Me Not Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4125

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Alien Abductions:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	238629
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ores Mined:	2365
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!

Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, aging parents, appreciation, caregiving, cleaning, Cooking, Family Support, financial independence, financial means, generational wealth, gig economy, graduated college, Helpful, helpful NEET, Inheritance, job market, Job Search, Job Struggles, lowly job, NEET, neets, Realm, social needs, sustainable living

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

age gap, children, Decision making, Differences, Distance, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, half siblings, importance of family, Invitation, kid free wedding, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, relationship, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids at weddings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect kid-free zone! Just like this bride who doesn’t want any children at her wedding, we don’t want any kids running around ruining our virtual fun.

Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!

AnnexationAlert Minecraft Server

AnnexationAlert, border issues, Canadian politics, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Furey, government response, international relations, Minecraft, national unity, political pressure, potential conflict, Premiers, provincial leaders, security concerns, seriousness, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, threats of annexation, unity among provinces

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mines Excavated:	1392
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Votes:	1279
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and have fun and stuff? well, dis server is like, da bomb diggity of all servers, u gotta join cuz like, u can totally annex other players’ lands and stuff. it’s like, a total warzone up in here, but in a fun way, ya know?

i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.

plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.

HostageCraft: BibasBros & the RescuedSix

Bibas children, Bibas family, BibasBros, Bodies, Conflict, current events, Hamas, Hamas statement, hostage crisis, hostage release timeline, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, international news, Living, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Release, RescuedSix, saturday, THURSDAY

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

come join our minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers twerking for emeralds.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. but be warned, he’s a terrible dancer.

we also have a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath. just make sure to bring your own graham crackers and chocolate.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, we swear!

so what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep.

⭐REDLINE⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ EVENTS server minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Buildings Constructed:	17	Star Shards Collected:	158
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

The description of the server server “Redline Griff Bossy Event” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	2456
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5941	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5