| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2281 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9447 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!
Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)
Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.
IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.
Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.
But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7423 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.
Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!
But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.
And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.
But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.
So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!
Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 56 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!
Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.
So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?
So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!
Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
