Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

addiction, Community, compassion, Drugs, education, Empathy, family, Friends, girl, illegal, IMMORAL, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Stoned, Stonii, Stoniis, substance abuse, Support, Understanding, wellness

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	153
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Animals Bred:	135
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	148
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4160
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Farms Harvested:	113

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.