Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	5604

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Dragon Eggs Found:	6449
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	New Chunks Explored:	935045

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	958972	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	5432	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!