Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

addiction, Community, compassion, Drugs, education, Empathy, family, Friends, girl, illegal, IMMORAL, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Stoned, Stonii, Stoniis, substance abuse, Support, Understanding, wellness

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	9658
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Animals Bred:	157
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7744	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	6634	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Animals Bred:	191	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4897	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	127	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.