Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Epic Quests Completed: 18 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Alien Abductions: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Emeralds Found: 6139
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 268 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Mines Excavated: 2107
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1976 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Towns Built: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • 30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

    30s Women Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PixelatedGFvsReality

    PixelatedGFvsReality
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Ores Mined: 9116 Elemental Crystals Collected: 51

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SibCraft: Building Bonds

    SibCraft: Building Bonds
    Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

    So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRush Minecraft Server
    lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Star Shards Collected: 109
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SirenCraftIsrael

    SirenCraftIsrael
    Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

    Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters
    come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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