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NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Crops Grown:	4859	Dragon Eggs Found:	859
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Enchantments Applied:	205
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Emeralds Found:	3414	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	61
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	5965	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crops Grown:	3289
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCringeLand

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Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	New Chunks Explored:	29073

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cherrys Land

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Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	81	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8785
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelatedGFvsReality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1