Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

Boyfriend, breadwinner, career vs. personal life, cold, cold remedies, Communication, compromise, corporate lawyer, dramatic, Early, exaggeration, Illness, long hours, medical emergency, partner, Prioritization, relationship issues, Resentment, sick, Support, work, work ethic, workaholic

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

Favorite, hidden, Hidden Gem, lesser known, Minecraft, Niche, Obscure, off the radar, offbeat, quirky, Random, secret, smp, Under The Radar, Underground, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered gem, Unique, unknown, youtube channel, YTChannelSecrets

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	991949	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyPurchases

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Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchantments Applied:	188
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Potions Brewed:	57

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Animals Bred:	83
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9282	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34