StinkyFriendAITAH | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your friend’s house? Look no further! Join our server for a chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Just like how you tried to clean up your friend’s house, you’ll find yourself constantly trying to keep up with the madness on our server. Piles of blocks everywhere, animals running amok, and a general disregard for cleanliness – it’s a hoarder’s paradise!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your messy building habits. In fact, we encourage it! Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild in a world where cleanliness is overrated.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual hoarder’s nightmare. Who needs a clean house when you can have a messy Minecraft server instead?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5285
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	490	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8963
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Potions Brewed:	91
Star Shards Collected:	65	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	446298
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	172
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyFamilyFun

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	183	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3183	Enchantments Applied:	235
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.