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MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for Laughs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take squad goals to a whole new level! Join us in the epic battle to rid the galaxy of alien threats in our very own version of HELLDIVERS 2. You’ll become a Helldiver, part of Super Earth’s elite fighting force, and embark on missions to liberate planets and achieve total victory in our galactic campaign.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re a fan of the original HELLDIVERS game, fear not – we’ve got that too! Dive into the top-down, twin-stick shooter action and experience the roots of our epic gameplay formula.

Check out our wiki for all the insider info, grab your gear from our equipment reference, and team up with fellow players to dominate the battlefield. And don’t forget to stay up to date with the latest news and patches – we’re always evolving and improving!

So why wait? Join us on this wild adventure and show those aliens who’s boss! Trust us, even the Adjudicator thinks this server is good – and that’s saying something!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Psychopath Gals: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of dealing with psycho exes in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only psychopaths you’ll encounter are the creepers trying to blow you up. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. Who needs love when you have diamonds? Join now and leave those real-life psychos behind!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salad is the Main Course!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Warawa otaku gozaran no de kuwhuahhaa! She’s basically a Minecraft goddess with charm for days. Rumor has it, her cheeky personality can even make creepers explode with laughter. Join our server for a chance to bask in her awesomeness and maybe even learn a thing or two about building the most kawaii structures in all of Minecraft land. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with a true legend!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4576
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are More Tolerant Than Players

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause havoc in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “Build Battle” to see who can create the most outrageous and offensive structure. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamonds and bragging rights for being the most creatively racist builder on the server.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and let your racist flag fly high? Come on, we dare you to embrace your inner bigot and join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9853	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Country Pup Craft: Where Dogs Rule and Pixels Drool!

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So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

2024Craft: Where Creepers Party Like It’s 1999

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

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Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7798	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Farms Harvested:	981	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty AF: Where I pretend to be productive while actually just building pixel art of my cat

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a failed normie is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us if you’re tired of society and just want to hang out with a bunch of lonely misfits who speak their own weird language.

Our server is the perfect place for those who don’t quite fit in anywhere else. We have a thriving community of outcasts, weirdos, and socially awkward individuals who will welcome you with open arms (metaphorically, of course, because we’re all playing Minecraft).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who understand your struggles with crippling loneliness and disdain for society? Plus, we have the best virtual parties, where we all gather around a pixelated campfire and share our most embarrassing stories. Trust me, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner failed normie. We promise you’ll feel right at home among our quirky and eccentric community. Just be prepared to learn some new slang and lexicon that makes absolutely no sense to anyone outside of our little online world.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9288
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Banter Central: The Server Built for BBC (Building, Battles, and Comedy)

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was literally built for a BBC thread! That’s right, we have the most scandalous and dramatic player interactions you will ever witness in your virtual life.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles between players over the last block of diamond ore, or witness intense love triangles forming over who gets to build their house next to the village well. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions where players have to construct replicas of famous BBC sets using only dirt and gravel. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of emerald blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Creeper Cunt Youth Squad – Where Minecraft meets questionable language!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your mom’s basement! Our “youths” are a mix of chaotic energy and absolute madness, making every day feel like a never-ending rollercoaster ride.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of building a giant statue of a potato with your new best friend who happens to be a talking llama. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PekoCraft: Where pigs in cosplay rule the world! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also boasts a giant floating taco island where you can battle it out in epic food fights with other players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can make it laugh.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	1122
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Star Shards Collected:	200	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Breakup Bonanza: Letting Go is Hard, Isn’t It? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of holding on to all your stress and worries? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can let it all go and just build to your heart’s content! Our virtual therapists are here to help you release all that pent-up tension by building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual monsters.

Join us on this server and experience the ultimate stress-relief therapy through mining, crafting, and exploding creepers! Who needs meditation when you can just dig a giant hole and fill it with TNT? Letting go has never been so explosive!

So say goodbye to your real-world problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to make that epic sword. Join us now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash over you like a bucket of water on a lava lake!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FailCraft: Where schools fail our youth, but we don’t! Join now for epic adventures and laughs!

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Are you tired of failing schools and boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as Asians and whites dominate the leaderboards, while blacks and Hispanics struggle to keep up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the “white” Latinos won’t be able to meme their way out of this one. With crazy challenges and insane competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3997
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VinylCraft: Where Creepers drop sick beats and Endermen are the ultimate DJs

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Are you tired of boring old record stores? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a virtual record store where you can buy music made entirely by creepers and skeletons. Trust us, their music is to die for! Plus, rumor has it that if you play their songs backwards, you’ll unlock secret crafting recipes for diamond armor made out of cheese. So why waste your time at a regular record store when you can join our server and rock out with some explosive tunes?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LOLcraft: Where even losers can be winners!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and tell knock-knock jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our giant chicken races – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing sunglasses zoom past you on a race track.

So, if you think you’ve seen it all in Minecraft, think again and join our server to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Prove me wrong if you dare!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7