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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 13 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Emeralds Found: 4331
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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