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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
Chimeras Created: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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