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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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