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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Villages Defended: 20 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Endless Legions Commanded: 48

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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