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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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