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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 1569 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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