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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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