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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances: 5 Void Armor Forged: 30
Dragon Eggs Found: 6305 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Wilderness Tamed: 20 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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