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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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