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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Emeralds Found: 9420
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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