hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Void Gems Collected: 28
Magic Items Found: 8085 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Magic Items Found: 5167
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3521 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Villages Defended: 14
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4685 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 174
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 384
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Villages Defended: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3441 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

    Fantastic News Minecraft SMP
    Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

    BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NoobMaster69Craft

    NoobMaster69Craft
    Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

    Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

    So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 959847 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

    ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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