Stand Squad Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime villains, assassins, battle, enemy Stand Users, favorite characters, Gang, intense fights, Italian Mafia, jojo’s bizarre adventure, La Squadra, Manga, memorable moments, Minecraft, powerful enemies, Server, squad, Stand, Supernatural powers, teamwork, Unique abilities, Vento Aureo

Are you a fan of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure and love the epic battles between Stand Users in Vento Aureo? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can choose your own Stand and battle it out with other players. Will you be a member of La Squada or will you fight against them to protect the world? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously crazy battles and unexpected alliances. So come on, join us and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic Stand User showdown!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3718

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Money Saving Minecraft SMP

budgeting, cost of living, Dream lifestyle, early retirement, expat life, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Stability, frugal living, future planning, investment strategy, live like a king, long term savings, Long-term goals, Minecraft, MONEY, retirement planning, SAVING, saving money, smp, third-world country, Wealth accumulation, work hard

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NoBedroomAllowed Minecraft Server

bedroom rules, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, depression, family dynamics, Friends, guitar, mental health, Minecraft, movie night, NoBedroomAllowed, parenting, personal space, privacy, relationships, Server, sleep schedule, socializing, Support, video games, work-life balance

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild time filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

🎮 Need a break from real life? Come play on our server where you can build your dream world without any pouting spouses getting in the way.

🎸 We have all the gaming and music you could ever want, but sorry, no guitar playing in the bedroom allowed! We need our beauty sleep, okay?

🍿 Grab some popcorn and get ready for a movie night… just make sure to stay out of the bedroom, unless you want to face the wrath of a tired parent.

👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 Make friends, build relationships, and maybe even learn a thing or two about boundaries. Who knew Minecraft could teach you life lessons?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? 😂

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BroCollegeFundLULZ

BroCollegeFundLULZ, career building, college expenses, college funding, education costs, familial obligations, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational wealth, half siblings, loans, parental expectations, part-time jobs, personal boundaries, saving for college, scholarships, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying for your sibling’s education just because your parents didn’t plan ahead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will ask you to fork over your hard-earned diamonds to cover someone else’s tuition fees.

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and fighting off creepers. No family drama here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

So come on over and escape the real world where entitled parents think it’s your job to fund your sibling’s future. Let’s craft our way to victory together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ScaredyCraft

childhood fears, facing fears, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of criticism, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of ghosts, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of monsters, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the dentist, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, irrational fears, overcoming fears, ScaredyCraft

Remember that monster under your bed that used to give you nightmares as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve tamed those monsters and turned them into friendly pets! Join us and conquer your childhood fears by befriending all the creepy crawlies that used to scare you. Who knew that the key to overcoming your fears was just a few blocks away in the virtual world? Join us now and show those monsters who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	1331	Towns Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

acknowledging racism, addressing racism, cognitive dissonance, discrimination, emotional avoidance, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, implicit bias, mental health, negative emotions, NoH8, prejudice, racial awareness, racial bias, racial inequality, racial injustice, RacismFree, self reflection, social change, social justice, societal norms, systemic racism, Zone

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

Adventure, Ales, Brewing, BUILD, Decisions, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Dynmap, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Galore, Legacy, MARK, Market system, recipes, Rich world, Survival, TOWN, Tribes, Vanilla, Wacky, weapons, Wins

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
Are custom weapons available in the server?	Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
Is there a market system for trading?	Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
Can I brew custom drinks?	Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
How can I form or join a tribe?	You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	914963	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	5573	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

blocktopia, Book, Hidden Gem, Impactful, learning, lessons, Life, life changing, life lesson, Movie, Overlooked, Underrated, underrated book, underrated film, underrated gem, underrated lesson, underrated media, underrated movie, underrated read, underrated story, valuable, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	229	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Potions Brewed:	163	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

bold, Bongo, bongo drummer, CHEEKY, Clever, Creative, DATING, Drummers, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, memorable, Minecraft, Music, percussionist, pick up line, playful, Rent, rent’s due, Server, slap that ass, Smooth, Unique, Witty

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.