Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 176
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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