Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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