Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 9628
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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